can't sleep

i'd really like to know when i turned on the google setting that sometimes changes what i type into hindi.

being tired must be like going insane. anything you do makes you more tired, and your judgement is impaired. TIME TO SORT MY RECEIPTS FROM THE LAST TWO WEEKS BY DATE. that didn't wake me up, and it didn't make me ready for bed.

today i smelled like a big mac. i thought that was gross. but then when i was playing virtual tennis in the arcade, this guy sat down next to me. his clothes looked clean, but he smelled like he had been letting lent ferment in his ass crack for the last week. like leaving a wet sock in a bag in the sun for a few days. after that a bigmac didn't seem so bad. actually this room i'm sitting in has a couch that i found on the street, and it smells like my neighbor at the arcade.

i'd like to blog more often